tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611021408437270881.post4798812233218128971..comments2024-03-18T23:59:39.885-07:00Comments on Skeptical CPA: Toothless SEC-11Independent Accountanthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800220849565219709noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611021408437270881.post-2357078499808754952009-02-06T21:51:00.000-08:002009-02-06T21:51:00.000-08:00Suspend mark to market = Japan here we come...Suspend mark to market = Japan here we come...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611021408437270881.post-15393297145825431442009-02-05T17:16:00.000-08:002009-02-05T17:16:00.000-08:00“If you're going to cheat the system, at least do ...“If you're going to cheat the system, at least do it right ;)”<BR/><BR/>Good point. Since Hank Paulson is out of a job maybe he is available to give me some good tips on being a “Too Big To Fail” Bank Holding Company. After all us rich people should stick together.<BR/><BR/>DJFAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611021408437270881.post-75873945394382815802009-02-05T15:47:00.000-08:002009-02-05T15:47:00.000-08:00DJF,You forgot to declare yourself a bank holding ...DJF,<BR/><BR/>You forgot to declare yourself a bank holding company before claiming your Bernanke Bailout Bucks.<BR/><BR/>If you're going to cheat the system, at least do it right ;)Jr Deputy Accountanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12886649539758133191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611021408437270881.post-4927785815527436902009-02-05T10:44:00.000-08:002009-02-05T10:44:00.000-08:00I have decided to suspend normal accounting rules....I have decided to suspend normal accounting rules. This means that investment portfolio of <BR/><BR/>1. Pet Rocks<BR/><BR/>2. Beanie Babies<BR/><BR/>3. Dot.com stocks<BR/><BR/>4 Detroit Housing<BR/><BR/>Are now declared by me to be worth $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and I now declare myself to be the richest person in the world. I am now “Too Big To Fail” and I demand that the Central Banks give me all the wealth of the worlds taxpayers<BR/><BR/>DJFAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611021408437270881.post-64192550102738015202009-02-05T09:00:00.000-08:002009-02-05T09:00:00.000-08:00Ha haToothless? More like the knight in the Life ...Ha ha<BR/>Toothless? More like the knight in the Life of Brian. Here is a comment from today:<BR/>---<BR/>"The market suspects there maybe a suspension of mark-to-market accounting as part of the plan coming out of Washington to shore up the financial system," said Peter Kenny, managing director at Knight Equity Markets in Jersey City, New Jersey. "It would be very impactful."<BR/>---<BR/><BR/>Now if we can all fantacize our balance sheets, we will all be better. Better get ready IA. You will be taking accounting classes from fiction writers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2611021408437270881.post-51562424348697134102009-02-05T08:45:00.000-08:002009-02-05T08:45:00.000-08:00Oh... GM just made a little mistaky... they didn't...Oh... GM just made a little mistaky... they didn't mean it... all those accounting rules are soooo confusing...auditors didn't say "boo"...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com